Why Ya

Conversation between 2 tamilians...

err you got to excuse my broken tamil

wonman - enga pore (where are you going?)
twoman- down town pore ( am going to town)

wonman - why da downtown pora? (why are you going to downtown)
twoman - town ki poyi one peg down poda pore da....(i will go to town and put one peg down that is why)

i am finding this dam jokey ya.....

Number 2

A man takes his pregnant wife to punjabi dhaba..

Man - i want one paneer butter masala and roti packed and also delivered

Dhaba Guy - sir ji i wil pack and all but how i can deliver sirji

Man - why? why cannot you deliver?

Dhaba Guy (lookign at the wife) - sirji that is tho your wife's job..

he he he dma funy no.........